“May I help you Sir? “
“Well, I’m not quite sure
What actually I’m looking for.”
As my fingers teased
The pink and yellow lace
I caught the shadow of uncertainty
Flick across her face.
“Is she my size
Or a little bigger?
We have some things upstairs Sir
For the .. er fuller figure.
“Was it something more ... exotic Sir
Perhaps a half-cup or a thong?
With this choice of oyster silk
You can’t possibly go wrong.
Shall I tell her, will it hurt?
To see what lies
Beneath my rugby shirt?
Certainly she’d never know
The frisson in the second row.
JL 2010
This is of course an aberration much like the behaviour of the returning England Rugby team.
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